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.:8 tnda korang dh lama hidup:.



1. mengajak seorg juara tnju lima kali berturt2 bertmbuk semata-mata krn krng x puas hati beliau terlanggr bahu anda

2. memarahi tuan rumah kerana menuntut sewa rumah yg tiga bulan korg x bayar

3. mengorder kuih apam di restoran makanan jepun

4. menyalakan sebatang rokok ketika dimarahi guru besar kerana ponteng kelas

5. bermain game dlm henpon kitika mghadiri kenduri arwah

6. setika di stadium, korang dgn selamba derk je mengejek team bola lawn dgn pelbagai kata2 nista sdgkan korang sedr korag sdang duduk dikelilingi peminat pasukan lawn seorg diri


7. memperlekhkn kartunis2 lain dgn membandingkan kononnya atok korang lg power melukis kartun dari dorang

8. mncabut papan jmban rumah tok ketua kemudian dgn bangga korang menunjukkan reban ayam yg korang buat dr papn2 tersebut






p/s : sekadar penyeri dikala pagi Jumaat..
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.:Pepatah Orang Tua VS Pepatah Orang Muda:.


 















orang tua
- sabar itu separuh dari iman
orang muda
- sabar itu separuh dari sabariah

orang tua
- sayang isteri tinggal-tinggalkan
orang muda
- sayang isteri dua tigakan

orang tua
- jauhari juga yg mengenal manikam
orang muda
- raju jugak kenal mengenal maniam

orang tua
- kalau kail panjang sejengkal, lautan dalam jangan diduga
orang muda
- dah tau x reti mngail kat laut dalam, ngail kat kolam sudah

orang tua
- cacing menelan naga
orang muda
- konpem masuk sokabo, kluar berita kat tv dan cacing tu plak berebut tokey nk bela buat penangkal dan segala macam

orang tua
- bertemu buku dgn ruas
orang muda
- bertemu muka dngn buku a.k.a 'fesbuk'.



p/s : Sekadar Gurauan Dipagi hari Jumaat Yang Mulia ni.. 
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.:Lelaki & Umur:.


Khas buat semua lelaki ...





umo 6thn - tgk diri sndr, belek2 muka, buat aksi2 muka, rasa kelakar je...

umo 12thn - tgk dri sndr, belek2 dagu, buat2 aksi bdn mcm superhero

umo 20thn - tgk dri sndr, belek2 dagu..."bilalah nk tmbh misai,janggut..baru nmpk dewasa"

umo 30thn - tgk dri sndr, belek2 dagu, urut2 misai dn jgut...ambik gunting atau pisau utk kmskan

umo 40thn - tgk dri sndr, belek2 dagu, urt2 misai dn jgut.."hensem lagi aku ni.."
umo 50thn - tgk dri sndr, belek2 dagu pastu pikir..masih ada tiga lagi kuota utk kahwin.








p/s : sape2 yg trase dh berumur tue..lebh baik bnykkan buat amal ibadat dari mengimpikan yg mengarut...
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.:Yang tak patut korang tanya bila... :.





Lepas abis interview, korang biasanya akan disoal, " ada apa2 soalan?" dan kat bwh ni adalah soalan yg tak sepatutnya korang tanya..

1. kat cni ada kemudahn internet ms pejabt?

2. company ada bgi kereta utk staf, jenis apa, kaler apa?

3. ramai ke pekerja laki/pompuan yg hensem/cun dn masih single?

4. sy dpt bilik opis ker, boleh renovate x?

5. ade ke bonus atau pakej melancong disediakn utk staf?






p/s : pada sesape yg bekerja tue..buatlah kerja dengan hati yg ikhlas..baru berkat setiap kerja yg
        kte buat..ok!!..
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.:Saya tkut pergi sekolah sebab.. :.




Sesapa yg dh ada ank atau adik2 yg bersekolah mesti selalu bg alsan mcm ni klu tkut nk pergi sekolh...tkut ke mlas nk pergi sekolah?

1. sbb sy x buat kerja sekolah
2. sbb sy terpijk kasut member sebelah
3. sbb sy tercurik pensil kawan
4. sbb muka cikgu disiplin mcm raksasa
5. sbb sy ada hutng dgn mak cik kantin
6. sbb hari ni ada dktr gigi dtg sekolah
7. sbb hri ni giliran sy bca doa kat perhimpunan
8. sbb add kwn selalu pow sy...hbis duit nk bli aiskrim
9. sbb sy terbelanja duit nk buat byr yuran
10. sbb hri tu sy termintak no talipom ckgu kelas



p/s : hah!! sape yg takut pergi sekolah tue..meh cni ABI basuh die cukup-cukup..nak??..
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.:Murah Rezeki:.


Setiap kali berdoa korang mesti meminta dimurahkan rezeki dan diberkati.
Sebenarnya DIA sentiasa memberi tanpa korang sedari. percaya tak...dengan seringgit yang korang derma
tu harta korang tak akakn berkurangan malah bertambah.

"Dua malaikat turun setipa hari dari langit.satu hari mereka berdoa : Ya Allah, kembangkanlah harta orang-orang yg suka menghulurkan derma.dan satu yang lain pula berdoa : Ya Allah, binasakanlah harta orang2 yg kikir(kedekut)" (Al-Hadis)

Malaikat tolong doakan korang.itu baru seringgit..kalau beringgit2 lagi bnyklah doa yg korang dpt dari para malaikat.Jangan korang salah faham...rezeki tu bkn duit je tapi semua nikmat yg korang dpt. itulah rezeki, sbg cntoh :

1. dapt pasangan hidup
2. dapat anak
3. terselamat dari malapetaka
4. bebas dari penyakit
5. bagun pagi dan masih boleh melihat, mendengr dan berckp



p/s : "Nak bertmbh rezeki bnykkanlah bersedekah"
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.:GUIDE TO A BETTER LIFE:.

POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE
Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the
    positive present moment 
3. Don't over do; keep your limits
4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does
5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
6. Dream more while you are awake
7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will    
    ruin your present happiness.
9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the  
      curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a    
      lifetime.
13. Smile and laugh more
14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often
16. Each day give something good to others
17. Forgive everyone for everything
18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
19. Try to make at least three people smile each day
20. What other people think of you is none of your business
21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.
23. GOD heals everything
24. Do the right things
25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
27. The best is yet to come
28. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy.

While you practice all of the above, share this knowledge with the people you love, people you school with,
people you play with, people you work with and people you live with.
Not only will it enrich YOUR life, but also that of those around you.


p/s : sekadar berkongsi...
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